What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

How can I get rid of the fake girls on social media that are claiming to be hookups? Is there a way to shuffle through them and the real women that actually want to talk?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

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Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

How long did it take you to get used to your CPAP machine?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

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So they tried

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

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No, not a chance

share office space ...

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Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What are the best sunscreens for oily acne prone skin?

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to