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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:46

Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
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Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
How long did it take you to get used to your CPAP machine?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
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So they tried
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
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No, not a chance
share office space ...
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The "F1" Reviews Are In - Dark Horizons
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are the best sunscreens for oily acne prone skin?
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to